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You really love this song. We all do.
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“I’m at my wit’s end. I’m praying she can be helped before it’s too late. It breaks my heart to see her eating those damned nuggets.” - That girl’s mom. Basically this Leopard Shirt Chicken Nugget Girl ate nothing but McDonald’s Chicken Nuggets for 15-years.
GPOY&N
For those that need further proof that Mike Nelson is awesome. He’s the ATF of funny.
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Nick Offerman and the ‘Smashed’ cast star in the greatest Sundance portrait ever
Cast portraits at Sundance are a photo-service staple, but they’re usually just run-of-the-mill group shots, maybe featuring a little bit of mugging for the camera. Offerman and his “Smashed” cohorts, however, have taken the form to a new level. Also, we really dig his hat.
“Smashed” stars Mary Elizabeth Winstead (“The Thing”) and “Breaking Bad’s” Aaron Paul as a couple trying to come to grips with their drinking problem. The cast also includes Golden Globe winner Octavia Spencer (“The Help”) and Megan Mullally (Offerman’s wife). Also in the picture are producer Jonathan Schwartz and writer-director James Ponsoldt (flanking Paul).
Seeing this tonight in SLC!
And how come the only star I got to see was Tommy Lee?
Listen to me make vagina jokes and talk about the year in video games on The Indoor Kids LIVE! w/ Matt Mira, Emily Gordon, and Blair Butler. Special cameo by Jesse Thorn!
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mika miko - turkey sandwich
Only my favorite song of the week, and also what I am thinking at all times.
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One man cut a swath in the woods just outside Taft, a half acre or so, and opened a bar with a few whores. He did this under the eyes of several rangers. A flummoxed ranger sent a telegram to Missoula, no idea how to proceed.
“Two undesirable prostitutes established on government land,” he wired. “What should I do?”
Another ranger wired back: “Get two desirable ones.”
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Timothy Egan, The Big Burn (My favorite excerpt from this book, so far.)
I read his other book, The Worst Hard Time (about the Dust Bowl), a year ago and it is one of my top 5 favorites of all time. This one is climbing up to that list pretty quickly, too.
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Word on all this.
