Take me I’m yours.
— Stephen King, On Writing (via nickmiller)
— Larry McMurtry (via euroantics)
Welp, last night was fun.
Evil Goofy Ain’t Nuthing Ta F’ Wit
Here’s our old-person’s guide:
The goal of twerking, as the Internet delights in explaining, is to move your hips and butt in the most sexually provocative way you can muster. If things go well, this results in a rippling of muscle of flub that somehow translates into “this is why I’m hot. (I work out).”
Luckily for us, there isn’t just one flavor of twerking. It can be smooth and steady, fast and rough, or just plain spicy. You can twerk in your bathroom, at Walgreens, even at church.
As with any dance, attitude is everything. Whether or not you’ve got enough junk in the trunk to make a real splash doesn’t necessarily matter, as long as you’ve got sass. Or, err, a big ass.
@iiswhoiis wearing a custom suit backstage. #conan #ke$ha (at Warner Bros Stage 15)
My girl.
(via waffle-iron)
I took a 7 week coast to coast road trip after being laid off from Boeing. I didn’t have a camper but realized that being able to pull off the road at a rest or truck stop was the way to go to make the trip affordable. With a few sheets of 1/2” plywood and misc. hardware this is what I came up with. The effort was well worth the time and materials.
Doin’ it well.
(via thedaintysquid)






